It was a typical Monday morning at the office, when employees began to report a strange phenomenon: the breakroom was not, in fact, vented. The air was stale, the temperature was sweltering, and the only "ventilation" system at work was the occasional passing of gas by John in the cubicles.
We've tried to investigate, but our best efforts have been thwarted by a series of cryptic messages from the IT department, each one more baffling than the last:
1. "It's not our problem."
2. "Maybe it's the janitor's fault?"
3. "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
We're at a loss, folks. If you have any information on the whereabouts of the missing ventilation system, please come forward.
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